Dude, I knew them before they went mainstream.

Where I'm from, it's infested with hipsters. "What are hipsters?" many may ask. Well, I think this guy's animal illustrations articulate hipsters beautifully.

Thanks to a slide from my materials engineering lecture, I can help the regression relation enthusiasts amongst you better understand this utterly pointless phenomena of our generation. Refer to Roger's Adoption / Innovation Curve Hipster Identification Curve in the figure below: 

As you can see, being a hipster is mastering walking the fine line between being a weirdo and a wanna-be. A hipster can also be identified through observation, namely the logic behind their attire (refer to the photograph below): 

(photograph stolen from some Mexican guy named Carlos "Douche" Sanchez... who likes rocking jean shorts)

In conclusion, hipsterism is too complex to understand at this point, even with the advancements in technology. Further research is required to comprehend this phenomena. However, if Heisenberg's uncertainty principle teaches us anything, it is to avoid undertaking this gruesome task.