Rejection Letter

I realize I haven't written about my grad studies shenanigans since September... I'm sorry. So I will get back into it now with with this piece of gold. I got a rejection letter to present a paper at a conference in Florida. It doesn't bother me. A free trip to Florida would have been nice though. 

My paper may have been rejected, but at least I got pre-credited with a non-existent doctorate. Awesome.